Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
