I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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