Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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