It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
