It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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