I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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