I hope mine doesn't look like that
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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