I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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