after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
