Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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