I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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