Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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