Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He uses pillows to masturbate.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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