I'd wear matching sweaters with you
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Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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