why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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