Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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