North Korea, Best Korea!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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