I don't think brook has ever known best
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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