It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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