i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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