I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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