Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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