all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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