are you still at the devil's house?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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