can we get nightvision for the apartment?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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