I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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