is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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