He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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