How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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