grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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