ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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