Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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