I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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