I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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