How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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