Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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