At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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