No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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