Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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