I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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