But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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