Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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