Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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