So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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