let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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