Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I love having hate sex.
i dont even know how to be here
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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