Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
3 2 1 whiskey
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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