I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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