The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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