ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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