Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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