She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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