If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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